Total Medals Earned: 305 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,080 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/60 points)
Get 50 points.
Get 100 points.
Get 150 points.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (25/275 points)
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (90/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (45/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (55/305 points)
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 10/25 (65/275 points)
Gifts - 3 place
Gifts - 4 place
Height - 3 place
Helicopters - 4 place
Length - 3 place
Length - 4 place
Gifts - 2 place
Height - 1 place
Height - 4 place
Helicopters - 3 place
Gifts - 1 place
Height - 2 place
Helicopters - 1 place
Helicopters - 2 place
Length - 1 place
Length - 2 place
Gifts - Best
Height - Best
Helicopters - Best
Length - Best
Medals Earned: 8/21 (75/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!